Sooner: It's a tough job, but somebody has to be the fashion diva of the North Pole, and it might as well be me. Have you checked out Rock Tock's threads? Ewww! And what about Santa? He wears that same red suit year after year. Sooo retro. I asked the elves to make Santa a divine pink suit, but Santa wouldn't put it on. Honestly, Santa and his village boys need to take a few fashion risks.

Later: My twin sister Sooner is such a riot! Mrs. Claus and I told her Santa would never go pink. Sooner takes her job very seriously. She's up before anyone at the North Pole polishing her nails, putting on make-up, and reading up all the latest fashion trends before we fly off to New York or Paris for a day of fashion shows. I like my beauty sleep and that's why they call me Later. Don't bother me before 10. Did you know Sooner is best buds with that crazy elf Cuckoo? It's true. Me? I think Big Ben is a hottie!